aepicstranger: thisretrodreamisneverending: In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’ and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now. i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago
castielsminions: patrick-stump-hand: pizzaswag: abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me you are the first five minutes of supernatural i just got hired at an amusement park that’s known for being haunted and after the interview they made me walk through the park by myself at 9pm and the whole time i was just whispering to myself “I am the first five minutes...
tupacabra: *wakes up with one sock on* whoa what a crazy night
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
theshelbylife: incestuous-lesbianponies: laurarw: I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG HOLY SHIT
ambitiousbard: just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr I would cry
here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me
twitturds: walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
Is anyone else attracted to the same/opposite gender and its all they talk about romance wise but when it comes down to it weather or not a person has a penis or vagina you’re still attracted to them regardless? I just wanna make sure I’m not all alone here. ._.
Things Yahoo/Staff should change
rainbownova: make a chat system give alerts when someone answers your ask REMOVE THE FUCKING ‘REBLOG AS A LINK’ THING FIX THAT FUCKING TUMBLR VIDEO PLAYER GOD DAMNIT search multiple tags at once MAYBE HAVE A ‘LIVE VIDEO’ BUTTON OR SOMETHING FUCKING REMOVE BLOGS THAT HAVE BEEN INACTIVE FOR 18 MONTHS REMOVE BLOGS OF PEOPLE WHO SEND HATE OR VIOLATE THE RULES OF TUMBLR (YEA IM LOOKING AT YOU,...